Puritans at Home

I am never certain as to whether I should laugh at these idiots or be mortally frightened? Take away the AP copyright disclosure and I would assume that this is piece from the Onion; but alas, I have spent a quarter of a century down here in the land evolution-denying, sticker-placing, prayer-zealots who have never once seen a child that they did not want to indoctrinate. Hence, my acute cynicism is well-founded. Hey, Mrs. Mallory, look in the mirror -- the wiccans are not with whom we're worried.