Ranking the Contenders

My preferences (for now)...

1. Ron Paul
2. Obama
3. Kucinich (it would be hilarious)

Consider leaving the country...

3. Dead rodent
4. Romney
5. McCain

House on market. Marry a Kiwi.

6. Edwards
7. Rudy

Self medicate beyond repair.

8. Clinton
9. Huckabee