No Hablo Ingles...

Nick Gillespie at Reason hilariously takes a shot or ten at the linguistic ethno-centrists:

It's embarrassing enough—humiliating really—that the United States doesn't have a state religion, which would facilitate community and national identity. We can at least have an official language, and it's a damn good thing that everyone agrees it ought to be English, since most of us speak it already, and it's probably pretty close to what "American" would sound like if we hadn't been British colonies originally.

Good stuff.